Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because it felt crummy :(
Why do mermaids wear sea shells as bras?
Because b shells aint gonna fit
Why did the cat sit on the computer?
To keep an eye on the mouse
What do you call an alligator that reads maps?
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
Why did the baker stop making donuts?
He got tired of the HOLE thing
What do you call a deer with no eye?
No eye deer (idea)
What do you call a deer with no eye and no legs?
Still no eye deer
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?
Because its point-less
What do clouds wear under their shorts?
What type of music do mummies listen to?
What type of music do chiropractoristen to?