Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?
Because its point-less
What do clouds wear under their shorts?
What type of music do mummies listen to?
What type of music do chiropractoristen to?
What do you get when you cross a panther and a beef burger?
Real fast food
What were to happen if you cross two snowmen with three vampires?
A severe frost bite
What do people in prison use to communicate with each other?
What do you call a chinese photographer?
What do you call a chinese dwarf?
What do you call a dumb chinese prostitute?
WAN DUM HOR
Why did the elephant get kicked out from the pool?
Because he kept dropping his trunks.