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What do you get when you cross a panther and a beef burger?
Real fast food

What were to happen if you cross two snowmen with three vampires?
A severe frost bite

What do people in prison use to communicate with each other?
Cell Phones

Chinese Jokes Happy V day viewers!

What do you call a chinese photographer?
PHIL MING

What do you call a chinese dwarf?
TAI NEE

What do you call a dumb chinese prostitute?
WAN DUM HOR

Why did the elephant get kicked out from the pool?
Because he kept dropping his trunks.

How much does a hipster weigh?
An instagram

Joke a friend day
- Rachel
What’s Bruce Lee’s favourite drink?
WATAAAAR

Joke a friend day
- Cai Mei
What’s furry and minty?
Polo Bear

1. How do you get Pikachu to get on board a train?
You Poke-a-monnn

2. Why don’t you ever shower with a Pokemon?
Because it would pik-a-chuu